Police Dog Latches Onto Muslim Punk, Humiliates Him In Most Demeaning Way

Police Dog Latches Onto Muslim Punk, Humiliates Him In Most Demeaning Way

When a drunk man managed to elude authorities, they released their German Shepherd canine officer to take him down. However, instead of simply subduing his catch and pinning him to the ground, the enthusiastic dog took his duty one step further, humiliating the criminal in the most demeaning way possible.

After evading police, Osama Ansi, 29, met his match with an enthusiastic German Shepherd, and it’s an experience he’ll never forget.

Osama Ansi probably didn’t like dogs to begin with, since Islam forbids keeping canines as pets, but now he most likely abhors man’s best friend after what one hyperactive police pooch did while he had him right where he wanted him.

The Birmingham Mail reports that Ansi, 29, led Edgbaston police on a drunken 85 mph chase through residential areas in his Ford Fiesta before finally being arrested on October 31. The intoxicated driver soon crashed into a parked car, forcing him to flee officers on foot. What he didn’t know was that the authorities in hot pursuit had a secret weapon.

Police released their German Shepherd canine officer to take Ansi down, and he did so just as he was trained. However, as soon as he got Ansi to the ground, he became a bit too excited.

“Unbeknown to the defendant there was a dog van following the car,” prosecutor Mark Phillips said coyly. “How can I say it? The defendant and the dog became closely acquainted, somewhat closely attached for some time.”

The canine officer became aroused after taking down Ansi, and began, for lack of a better word, humping the man into submission. The dog’s tooth got caught in the perpetrator’s leather jacket, so by the time police caught up to the dog and his new companion, it was still some time before they were able to free Ansi from his beastly molester.

The Express reports that the whole humiliating ordeal was caught on camera, and the video footage was played at the Birmingham Crown Court on Tuesday, further embarrassing Ansi before the judge. Still, as much of a punishment as it was for the defendant to be sexually forced into compliance by a dog, the court didn’t think that was enough to deter Ansi’s reckless behavior.

Ansi was sentenced to 12 months in jail, and he is to be banned from driving for three years.

“He had consumed some alcohol. He panicked,” Ansi’s lawyer, Satvir Aujula, defended. “He realises now that his behaviour was foolish.”

It’s probably safe to say that Ansi panicked, perhaps a bit more than a non-Muslim would. According to Sharia law, by which all Muslims are commanded to live, the consumption of alcohol is completely forbidden under any circumstances. Of course, the Islamic Prophet Muhammad also had a thing or two to say about dogs, which doesn’t bode too well for Ansi.

Allah’s messenger ordered us to kill dogs and we carried out this order so much so that we also killed the dog roaming with a women from the desert. [Sahih Muslim Book 010, Hadith Number 3813]

Muhammad first commanded the slaughter of all dogs after his child bride, Aisha, brought a puppy into his house, which prevented the angel Gabriel from entering. However, he soon flaked out on his order, allowing people to only keep dogs for hunting and guarding vineyards.

Still, more ranting flowed from the prophet about canines, including a controversial passage in which he compares the filth of dogs and donkeys to Jews and women.

The Apostle of Allah said: “When one of you prays without a sutrah, a dog, an ass, a pig, a Jew, a Magian (Magi), and a woman cut off his prayer, but it will suffice if they pass in front of him at a distance of over a stone’s throw.”

Unfortunately, Ansi killed two forbidden birds with one stone, consuming alcohol and being hilariously ravaged by a randy dog in one night. Although it’s not specified in the Quran, it’s probably safe to say that his 72 black-eyed virgins won’t be so turned on by the fact that his first love was a canine.

Posted by Jeff Brown

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